Thursday, September 04, 2008

Thursday Caption Contest!!!

(Thanks to Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth on E! online for this tasty image)

14 comments:

AcadeMama said...

"Move over Wonder Woman! I eat what I shoot!"

M said...

Can I say that I had no desire whatsoever to see this image?

And who's the dude in the background drinking what appears to be a beer and smoking what I presume is a cigarette--but is it?

supadiscomama said...

Please be aware that this is not a real photo of Sarah Palin--it's a Photoshopped image (at least, that's what Ted Casablanca says!).

Oxymoron said...

"Uh, hello. Yes. I've got a beer in one hand and a snig in the other. I'm standing here watching Sarah Palin shoot fish. And she's wearing a bikini. Am I livin' the high life?"

M said...

I did suspect that it wasn't a real image, but still, I didn't even want to see this as a photoshopped image.!

supadiscomama said...

Ted Nugent's dream girl.

supadiscomama said...

Miss July in the "Hotties of the NRA" Calendar.

solon said...
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solon said...

"I am all feminist baby. For Life!!!"

The Roof Almighty said...

"He figured that he could get an alien back through quarantine, if one of us was... impregnated... whatever you call it, and then frozen for the trip home. Nobody would know about the embryos we were carrying... me and Newt."
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"Ripley, she doesn't have bad dreams because she's just a piece of plastic. "
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"I'm sorry if I scared you. That platform was just becoming too unstable."
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"WHAT ARE YOU? HUDSON! Get on the ready line, Marines, get some today! Get on the ready line! Move it out! Move it out, goddammit! Get hot! One, two, three, four! Get out, get out, get out! Move it out, move it out, move it out! Move it out, move it out, move it out! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven! Aaarrrrr, absolutely badassess! Let's pack 'em in! Get in there! "
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"God damn it, that's not all! Because if one of those things gets down here then that will be all! Then all this - this bullshit that you think is so important, you can just kiss all that goodbye!"

!!!SERIOUSLY!!!! Is there a line from Aliens which is not applicable to this photo?


"We're all gonna die, man. "

solon said...

From Aliens:

"I don't know if you've been keeping up on current events but we just got our asses kicked!"

The Roof Almighty said...

"It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby!"

solon said...

Newt: My mommy always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are.
Ripley: Yes, there are, aren't there?
Newt: Why do they tell little kids that?
Ripley: Most of the time it's true.

solon said...

Ripley: Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?