More TalkLeft Sycophanting, And More Solon Kindredness

Harrogate can't help it. He's just so damned happy to see Jeralyn and TChris swinging for the fences and in peak form. Their synopses are of course not as good as Solon's, but they're pretty awesome nonetheless.

Gems from TChris:

I respect Sen. Obama. We're both Americans. But only one of us was a POW.

I know it's tough to be unemployed. If we didn't have a government, you'd all still have jobs. Sarah Palin will help me do away with government.

Jeralyn is still the Champ, though

Some samples from her Live Blog of the McCain Orgy:

Update: The video. Did you know John McCain was a POW?

Update: No podium. He waves to the crowd. Sure looked like he raised his arm above his chest to me.

And look at this sequence. This is the kind of stuff that explains why we smoke blog in the first place:

Throws Obama a respect bone. What's going on. Did a protester just get in? "Please Don't be diverted by the ground noise and the static? Did they plan that or did he ad lib that?

He mentions Palin and she gets more applause than him. You can't even hear him over the applause. That shows you how desperate the evangelical radical right is to get their hands on the White House.

Update: 10:33 pm. This is one of the worst speeches ever. It's boring and not saying anything.

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Clap clap. Keep swinging away. Everybody everywhere, keep swinging away.