Friday, February 27, 2009

The End is Nigh

The Right plans a Civil War. I mean, they don't want it, but we must plan for the "Bubba-Militia Effect."

This War Room Strategy is totally plausible. Thanks Glenn Beck. Why do Militia's develop only when Democrats are in office even as Republicans create a government that takes away rights and relies on unconstitutional surveillance. More here.

It never ends. Life is a permanent state of war. It is only when Democrats control the government that the government is betraying the constitution.

Yet another movie.

"He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother."

And Glenn Beck: where does God stand on the issue of Civil War? I am not sure. Can you find a textual referent about God's position on an imminent Civl War in the U.S.?

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

DVR Question

So despite my vote for the Pres., do you think it is possible to program the DVR to skip all the standing ovations? Seems like these speeches would be much briefer and more enjoyable.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Sunday Song of the Day.....

Inspired by Supadiscomama as she attempts to grade and, in the process, reject literalism. Good Luck!!!

New Rule: Literally

People should no longer use the word "literally" unless they have passed a course in correct usage of that word--and have the certificate to prove it.