Friday, September 05, 2008

I want one. . .

1 comment:

The Roof Almighty said...

I can answer this one:

6,000 years ago, during the Genesis Flood, after he slaughtered the demonsaurs, just before he helped devout Christian Thomas Jefferson (and his helpful-but-soulless, dusky agriculture friends) to found America as a tool to fight Islam and just after the insurgence of Charles Darwin and the liberals from Europe, which they fled after the fall of Babel.

The resulting conflagration can be seen repeated in the recent creation of the Grand Canyon and in the commercial for how totally cool it would be to be a Marine that I saw before "College" when I skipped class last week.

Or. Did. I. Just. Blow. Your. Mind?