Wednesday, August 27, 2008

The Santorum

For today's Assy McGee Award®, Harrogate nominates Richard Olivastro, for having the temerity to suggest Rick Santorum as a good Vice-Presidential pick for McCain. A representative anecdote: Santorum responded to Lawrence Versus Texas, which finally banned the criminalization of homosexuality nationwide, by observing that the next thing would be to legalize bestiality.

Rick Santorum. If you google his name in quotes here is the first hit that you are given.

It is of course well within reach for John McCain to become the next President of the United States. Because of that, Olivastro's suggestion scares the hell out of Harrogate, even though in his heart, Harrogate retains hope that even McCain wouldn't go that low.

2 comments:

solon said...

I know of a lot of people who are very concerned about man on dog love.

harrogate said...

Ha! Reminds Harrogate of the South Park episode that skewers PETA.

Animal Rights activists set up a "compound" (heh) in the Colorado mountains where the proceed to marry animals of various sorts.
The whole thing comes crashing down courtesy of jack-booted Feds.

BTW, the main point of that episode was that even if you're faced with a choice between a Turd Sandwich and a Douche, you should vote anyway.

:oP