Now that it has been emphasized that Con-Air had the distinction of being the movie that Oxymoron and Mrs. Oxymoron went to see on their first date (clearly Oxymoron had some Rhetorically serious Dirt on Mrs. Oxy, to persuade her to go out with the likes of him).
Yea and Forsooth. Now that this Great Film has Personal value for Situationers to go with its Already Established Aesthetic Value, let us take a moment to remember this 15 second clip in which John Malkovich showed off a little acting flair of his own.
Sigh. But Malkovich, like Cusack, was brusquely snubbed by the Oscars people for his performance.