Saturday, January 10, 2009

Inert Propaganda Punch Line Below

Man falls into Panda pen. Because of a tall barrier, the man cannot escape.

Panda investigates. Begins to maul the intruder. According to CNN, The man's response to being mauled:
"The panda is a national treasure, and I love and respect [him], so I didn't fight back," Zhang said. "The panda didn't let go until it chewed up my leg and its mouth was dripping with my blood."
State run propaganda runs deep in some people.

2 comments:

harrogate said...

Sounds like a case for Sexual Harassment Panda

solon said...

Hahahahahahaha.

Seriously.