Thursday, September 18, 2008

The McCain/Palin Candidacy as a Metaphor for "Finding" a Fish in Your Penis

At what point do we just shut down and let them lie themselves out of the room because asking them for the truth just feels like we are trying to embarrass them and is too embarrassing for us?

Have they reached that point in lie-telling where they will forever misremember this campaign as what they purport it to be and not as it objectively was?

2 comments:

solon said...

What I do not understand is why do you lie, repeatedly, on the small things, such as whether or not her daughters voted on her being VP, and facts that can easily be disproven, the bridge to nowhere, energy policy.

Again, this election is absurd. It should be based on a simple a fortiori argument: if they cannot tell the truth on basic facts how can the America people trust them on important issues.

The Roof Almighty said...

In other words:

"We all know how you got the fish in your penis. Not why, but what you were doing that caused it to happen. Regardless, we know that you are they type of person who is prone to fish-in-the penis-ness. Can you now step up and prove that it won't happen again instead of pretending that you don't have a penis?"

"I said 'thanks' but 'no thanks' to Big-Ichthyology!"

No, you didn't; you stuck a fish in your penis and everyone knows it.