Monday, September 15, 2008

Electile Dysfunction

Apparently McCain is computer illiterate because of his war injuries. Yes, his injuries prevent him from raising his arms to a keyboard.

The Obama campaign has sunk to a new low in their attempt to capitalize on this disability. Disgusting.

2 comments:

The Roof Almighty said...

The more McCain supporters (here played by FOX) play up how feeble and rickety McCain is, the more I wonder what he plan to do to Osama once he is chased to Hell.

Is it all headbutts and shin-kickings? Will Palin work him like a marionette (McCainionette!)?

In fact, the more they defend his lapses in judgment, morality, and knowledge by screaming that he's a broken old man incapable of dancing anything but a shoegazing Peanuts dance (see McCain-dancer in orange here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G8XH4WDxP4) then I wonder:
- Could he physically press 'the button'? I mean, if need be. I'm not daring him.
- Can he put his hand on the Bible to even swear in?
- Can he catch our falling economy?
- Can he embrace the future?
- Does his multimillionaire, celebrity status not allow him access to any of the technology that armless or otherwise limited-in-mobility Iraq-War vets will rely on following his 100-year war?
- Shake his fist in the air like a grumpy out-of-touch codger when America tires of him?

Oxymoron said...

The Mcain-dancer in orange--I think I saw him in Riverdance in '97.