Friday, November 03, 2006

Baby, you're driving me wild.

Take note of these lines, as Harrogate may try to use one or several of them during his advertised sponge baths.

2 comments:

harrogate said...

Harrogate always wondered whatever happened to Justine Bateman.

Still fighting the good fight, he sees, with good ole Ted Dansen getting her back.

harrogate said...

A look at Oxymoron's prose suggests he misunderstood Harrogate's advertisement. In fact, Harrogate himself doesn't give the sponge baths, nor the Swedish massages, nor the lessons in Mandarin singing.

No, Harrogate has a capable staff doing this work for him. Harrogate himself, meanwhile, can be reached with those guys on Pete's couch at 1-800-Get-High