Friday, March 21, 2008

Missing Persons Report Issued for Mr. Harrogate

Somewhere, USA.- According to local officials, police officers issued a Missing Persons Report for one Harrogate X. It appears that Mrs. Harrogate and Kid Harrogate have not seen Harrogate X since 12:20 EST/ 11:20 CST on Thursday, March 20th. "We just want to know he is comfortable and safe," Mrs. Harrogate stated. "He left with a basketball in hand and wearing a powder-blue jersey but we have searched the local gyms and have been unable to locate him."

If you have any information about Harrogate's whereabouts please contact local officials.

2 comments:

Southpaw said...

Their first mistake was checking gyms -- any amateur Harrogate-watchers knows that those two things go together like oil and water.

Tell them to check local couches instead.

p-duck said...

At least he was wearing powder blue.. knowing this we can all relax and know that he is in a sane state of mind.

And, might I add, Go Tarheels!