Somewhere, USA.- According to local officials, police officers issued a Missing Persons Report for one Harrogate X. It appears that Mrs. Harrogate and Kid Harrogate have not seen Harrogate X since 12:20 EST/ 11:20 CST on Thursday, March 20th. "We just want to know he is comfortable and safe," Mrs. Harrogate stated. "He left with a basketball in hand and wearing a powder-blue jersey but we have searched the local gyms and have been unable to locate him."
If you have any information about Harrogate's whereabouts please contact local officials.
2 comments:
Their first mistake was checking gyms -- any amateur Harrogate-watchers knows that those two things go together like oil and water.
Tell them to check local couches instead.
At least he was wearing powder blue.. knowing this we can all relax and know that he is in a sane state of mind.
And, might I add, Go Tarheels!
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