Thursday, February 19, 2009

Remind me to never...

...have my picture taken at an event that Gwen and J.Lo are also attending. Everyone looks ugly compared to those women.


M said...

The next time we're at an event with both JLo and Gwen, I'll make sure that we both stay far away from the photographer, ok?

The Roof Almighty said...

..and at said party, I will say, "Disco, oh, ugly Disco, stop breaking all of the cameras, ugly ugly Disco, there are true beauties present and you are stinking up our eyes" and I WON'T get hit from at least two directions at once.

Fuck that.

If it helps, I heard at least three people say that, under the stage make-up and the flattering lighting, Lopez has horrible skin.

And she married a gay man, so yay for Disco!