Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Goodbye, Rudolph Giuliani, You Officious, Sanctimonious Demagogue

Speaking of Florida, one thing that we all kinda knew, but we can now be sure of: Rudy Giuliani shall not be sworn in as the 44th President of the United States a year from now.

Yea, in a political season offering much to turn the stomach, this is as a beam of light.

Go here to witness what promises to be the opening movement of a multi-thread wailing and gnashing of teeth courtesy of the fascists over at Little Green Footballs, bewailing the fall of their wire-tapping, torture-happy, 9/11exploiting, war mongering, mandatory minimum sentence loving champion.

1 comment:

solon said...

I heard last night on MSNBC that Rudy's candidacy was linked to McCain's. According to David Gregory, the best dressed reporter in the business (rumors concern the seriousness of his wardrobe), that Rudy would run if and only if McCain's candidacy tanked, which it did. However, once McCain picked up steam, Rudy backed off.

This makes sense because (1) Rudy put almost as little effort into this race as Fred Thompson did, (2) it would explain the similarities between Rudy and Johnny Mac, and (3) it explains the utter-stupidity of the Florida plan. Rudy's plan would work if McCain were out; it would not work if McCain was successful.

Oh well. I will miss the fascists state that will never be.