Friday, August 07, 2009

An Add-On To Oxymoron's Recent Post

In addition to avoiding jorts, if one is male, clearly one also must avoid mandals.

One of the delightful definitions:

Men who wear tacky sandals. Not flip-flops. Thick leather, usually brown or black with woven or braided leather. Generally worn with socks proudly.


Another:

An unfortunate fugly fashion mishap involving sandals with leather straps and/or buckles

1 comment:

harrogate said...

But this is the best definition:

A fashion atrocity categorized by the wearing of socks with sandals, typically accompanied by shorts. Accessorizing with an embarrassing Hawaiian print shirt is optional.