Friday, March 14, 2008

Breaking News.. This just in...

Dateline June 1, 2008 Washington, D.C.:

Senator Barack Obama and Senator Hillary Clinton stepped down from their respective campaigns today due to inflammatory remarks against one another over the role of inflammatory remarks in the Democratic Presidential Primary. This act was the culmination of a series of "rejections" and "denunciations."

Unfortunately for the Senators, after the resignations of staffers, surrogates, and spokespersons, no one was left to step down from their campaigns except the Senators.

Consequently, the DNC is attempting to persuade Dennis Kucinich to run for president since no one will take anything he says seriously.

Now, seriously. I just saw a clip of the Rev. Jeremiah Wright denouncing Senator Clinton as Keith Olbermann announced that the Rev. was stepping down from his advisory position on the campaign. While I do not care about the content the Rev. Wright's comments I believe that his Church (though I know he is retired) should have its tax exempt status stripped since it was a purely political and not a theological speech. But, unfortunately, that will never happen.

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