Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Crucial Updates on the Second Nike Commercial

The Mozart Piece is "Requiem," for those who care.

Also, it has recently come to Harrogate's attention that the Cold Blooded Road Warrior featured in the Second Commercial is indeed Michael Jordan's son. So now not only are High Art and, more generally, Human Achievment at stake: but, Readers, we now appear to be in the midst of Nepotism at it's absolute most fascinating. The Clinton and Bush Dynasties pale in comparison (literally and figuratively).

Anyways, Harrogate loves both of these commercials. He really does. But sometimes what we love is the most dangerous thing of all, so sayeth Harrogate. Leave no stone unturned, leave no SPLIFF unlit, in the pursuit of self-awareness.

Stay alert, and Stay With Fox.


3 comments:

Claymation said...

Yeah, Jumpman Jr. has liftoff just like dear ole' dad. Great commercial. The first commercial is great too. Those kids take Jordan's mannerisms to the next level. Da Air himself is a proud onlooker. I only wish Brandon Wright could shoot free-throws like Mike!

harrogate said...

claymation,

Harrogate cannot express how delighted he is at your triumphant return to posting on this site! Especially at this current moment, this crackling time of year that we both have cherished yon these many moons.

Into the shredder we go again, compadre. But whatever comes of the spectacle, whichever team is left bleeding but standing at the end, and whomever wins the famous pool:

Harrogate rests secure in the knowledge that at the very least, you remain at the helm as the Fair but Firm Mayor of Bracketville!

p.s. The older Harrogate gets the more missed free throws piss him off. There is, however, a silver lining to Brandan Wright's imperfections. They may prove cause for him to remain in the Southern Part of Heaven for at least one more year....

solon said...

After watching this clip, I realized that my groin has never felt better.