Showing posts with label Flags and Babies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Flags and Babies. Show all posts

Saturday, May 02, 2009

The argument for correct punctuation

The sign held outside of Planned Parenthood said:
PLEASE PRAY
ABORTIONS ARE
PERFORMED TODAY


And everyone who drove by prayed as hard as they could for speedy abortions.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Christina Aguilera, Patriot; Wherein Harrogate is Made That Much Stronger

For those who have been considering sitting out this coming election: your self-justification just got a lot more problematic thanks to one the great political thinkers of our era, Christina Aguilera.

Just watching this clip made Harrogate feel, as it were, that much stronger, and made him work a little bit harder, and made him that much wiser, so that he wants to thank her for making him a fighter. (The clip also, by the by, made Harrogate learn a little bit faster, made his skin a little bit thicker, and made him that much smarter.)