Thursday Musical Tribute: Getting Slippery With It

As Eric Cartman would put it, Harrogate is seriously.

Over the last 24 hours something has happened whereby nothing but stuff like this will do. This song, actually, has long been one of Harrogate's favorites. But it has extra cache today.

Solon waxes parental

In a year when Solon regaled us with his vast knowledge of all things political, he occasionally waxed parental. In what is one of my favorite posts of 2008, Playground Etiquette, Solon contemplated how to teach Sweet Toddler J about sharing at the playground. I rank this among my favorites because it got us away from the election, if only briefly, to an issue that is, while mundane, pivotal to most of us who blog regularly at the Situation. And, frankly, who among us hasn't gotten annoyed because someone has spent too much time on the swings?

Assy McGee Award®: Townhall Blogger and Former Winner of this Award, Amanda Carpenter, Wins Again

Carpenter won this Award on October 20th, Ye will remember, as a Double-Decker Deal. She both levied an Ad Hominem Attack on Tina Fey & Began a Vociferous Defense of Minnesota Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann.

Verily, Carpenter has been shown to be one of the most deserving recipients of the Assy McGee Award®. Now comes her treatment, on the Townhall Blog, of the Anti Prop 8 Musical Video circulating, which stars Jack Black, Neil Patrick Harris, John C. Reilly, and other Hollywood luminaries.

As to the Actual Video. Harrogate will leave it up to Readers to Determine the Value of its Arguments.




But whatever ye think of the video, Carpenter's little write-up of it exemplifies the kind of Bad Rhetoric that we Situationers are dedicated to defeating. The Piece is Entitled Jack Black Trashes Mormons, Blacks Over Prop 8. What is Wrong with this Headline? Without watching the Video, you might think nothing would be wrong with it, since it is well known that the African-American Community as well as the Mormon Church factored centrally in the Passage of Prop 8. Except there's one little thingy, here. The video Makes Absolutely No Mention, Explicit, Symbolic, Whatever, Of Either African Americans or Mormons.

Does the Video attack Proposition 8? Well of course it does. But it does so by pointing up the Hypocrisies inherent to Biblical Literalists seeking to Shape the Law. Jack Black, for example, offers the familiar counter-argument that the same text which condemns homosexuality also says you cannot eat shrimp cocktail, that a man may sell his daughter into slavery, have his wife stoned to death, etc.

All of which is to ask, WHY does Carpenter lie so overtly in her Headline? Thoughts?

Celebrating Cunt, Revising Gump

As Harrogate pointed out yesterday, February of '08 was an "effusive" month on the Rhetorical Situation. The month gave us a number of excellent posts, many of which centered on the Clintonian pantsuit and fashion in general; it gave us memorable phrases, such as "Romney is pissed" and "Fuck you, Tim Gunn"; and it also introduced us to Paperweight and to the Wisdom of Reverend John Todd [see comments section].

But this particular retrospective is not about those great moments in our Award-winning blog; this post is about the word Cunt. As many of you remember, February is the month that the C-Word officially entered the lexicon of TRS. It first appeared in celebration of Jane Fonda's use of the word on the Today Show, shortly followed by a transcript of Brooke Shields defending Fonda on the O'Reilly Factor. It also appeared in censored form here, where CUNT was the abbreviated name of the anti-Hillary group Citizens United Not Timid (to whose name Solon replied, "Seriously? This doesn't even make sense.").

But perhaps the most exciting use of the C-Word on TRS appeared on February 26 when Harrogate posted a photo from Feministing. Such an overt celebration of Cunt was uncomfortable for some in our blogging community, especially the most conservative and then newest member of our board, Reverend John Todd. The Good Reverend was so bothered by the four women with C-U-N-T written across their bodies that he was moved to revise the photo in a manner that reflected more accurately his traditional values. But, alas!, his efforts were futile, as he soon learned [see his comments] that the offensiveness of the photo could not be circumvented by elementary photoshop skills.

Introducing Proposition 9

Never heard of it? Well, I'm introducing it today. Proposition 9: A ban to prevent military personnel from marrying. The ban extends not only to same-sex marriages within the military but also to traditional marriages. In other words, no marriage. Period.

Why? Let me tell you.

The Associated Press reported today that "[t]he divorce rate among soldiers and Marines increased last year as military marriages suffered continuing stress from America's two wars." It is estimated that there were over 13,000 failed marriages among active duty military men and women in the last year.

I'm not against equality or anything. I don't hate the military. I just don't think that people who choose that lifestyle should be able to marry like the rest of us do. I mean, look how they're undermining and destroying the sanctity of marriage, look at how many of them choose to "cut and run" when things get difficult.

I value the ideals of traditional marriage and don't think that military men and women should have the right to demolish our most precious of Godly institutions.

Vote YES on Proposition 9.

Remember Those Posts You Really Loved But Somehow Never Commented On?

Harrogate has had a few of those.

One that stands out is this one by Solon. In which the Awesome Musical Intro to Hitchhiker's Guide was featured. When Harrogate and Supadiscomama went to see the movie, Harrogate remembers expressing to her afterwards that while he thought the film itself a bit better than okay, he thought that the Dolphin Montage deserved an Academy Award nomination. He was not kidding. And he still thinks that highly of it, because it really, really captured the essence of what is to be loved about Douglas Adams, even as it did its own wonderful thing. Harrogate watched that clip like six times when Solon posted it, and yet somehow, he never wound up writing anything in the comments box.

This, Harrogate suspects, has happened a lot among Readers & Contributors in our brief history as an Award-Winning Blog. The writing, the videos, the pics all get pored over with interest, but sometimes, the comment box is left unvisited. (Although, as ye can see, the particular Post by Solon in question did not go uncommented. Oxymoron came through with his typical penache. All Posts should be so lucky, as to get such feedback).

And verily, another Word about that Post by Solon. Readers, how awesome was it to discover that Sweet Toddler J loves "Once in a Lifetime" by the Talking Heads? That discovery caused a Talking Head Renaissance for Harrogate. Even as he types this, in truth, Harrogate is listening to "Take Me to the River (Drop Me in the Water)."

Annoying M, indeed!

As of late there's has been much said about what does and does not annoy M. In fact, the tag "Annoying M" is apparently Solon's favorite. I feel called upon to respond to this line of analysis.

Derriere!

WHERE THIS BLOG REALLY BEGAN

Oxymoron and Harrogate, discussing the Burkean Pentad over drinks, suddenly found themselves adroitly using the principle of The Rhetorical Situation, to unpack the following Scene from National Lampoons Vacation.


This was the conversation in which the Idea for the Blog was born. But for the Dream to become a Reality, Solon had to grab the reins.



It was Chase's line at the 1:54 mark, that sealed the deal.

Wednesday Musical Tribute

Strolling Down Memory Lane just now, Harrogate watched a performance of Dido's "Here With Me." But that is not the point, Since Harrogate Hath refused to Reprise the "Love Actually Musical Countdown."

The point is, from there the Internet Tubes took him to this Amazing Thing, which Harrogate did not know had ever taken Place. It is pleasing for Harrogate to Know that Eminem and Dido performed "Stan" together in London. And Harrogate hopes Readers will agree, the Performance is excellent.

Speaking of Memories

Harrogate wants to take this opportunity to ask Readers to stop flooding his email box with requests to Reprise the "Love Actually Musical Countdown" he virtuosically performed two years ago. Readers, it was indeed a great Holiday ride. And through the experience we Learned, once and for all, what was In Truth the Greatest Pop Song Ever Written. But it is from the days of Yore.

It belongs in our hearts.

Inquiry

Does any one have a photo of McDermott's party with Gates in attendance? And if they do, can they email it to me?

I'm looking to you Oxymoron....

And now for something completely different....

When Solon Noted, "Romney is Pissed"

As We are already beginning to see, February 2008 was one of this Blog's most effusive months. Southpaw's great jibe at Harrogate's homelife notwithstanding, there were moments when it seemed all the Irony had been drained out of the Situation, leaving only successions of straightforward, impassioned political argument.

But even in the thick of things, there were non-doctrinal gestures of humor that would appear at surprising moments, and which in a very real sense Stood as a Towering Marker of the great friendships on which this Blog has been Built.

And one of the most memorable Posts of that Crazy Season was this one by Solon. The title of the post, "Let the Games Begin," obliterated the line between Cliche and Poignantness. But when Solon wrote:

"Huckabee wins West Virginia. Romney is pissed...."

Actual Art had been achieved.

For months after, Harrogate would think about that sentence in its entirety. And the slight suggestion of a grin that must have played across Solon's mouth as he wrote it: his knowledge that it would delight Harrogate even as it captured the essence of the new Internicine GOP to come.

Solon, ye were on fire this year. Your Constitutional Passion, your Patriotism, and your steady support for Obama all did this Blog a great credit. And through it all, you never allowed yourself to lose your sense of humor.

Harrogate tips his Hat to you, friend.

Southpaw Shows Harrogate at Home

For this third day of our countdown to the new year, we celebrate a post by Southpaw. Because of post like this one, where he offers an exclusive look into Harrogate's homelife, Southpaw will always be valued member of this blog, even if we've already heard his last word.

Top Five Labels

I'll admit it: one of the reasons why I find a lot of enjoyment on the blog concerns the labels. They are too damn funny. SO to start my year-end review, here I my top five labels from 2008:

5. Oxymoron's Listening Room: It's a cult classic.

4. Breaking News!!!: It reminds me of my October visit to Texas and the absurdity of the MSM.

3. Can't Sleep-- Clowns Will Eat Me: It makes me laugh, every time. Honorable mention goes to Kick Me in the Balls just because.

2. Sexual Harassment Panda: I'll be honest, I still have no idea what this means and that's why it finished at Number 2.

1. Annoying M. Well, you know.

The almost imperceptible flaw in the logic

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c

Mumbai Tragedy

Barack Obama Interview
John McCain Interview

Sarah Palin Video
Funny Election Video

Solon Lightens Mood, Borrows Joke from Playground

Solon always has a finger on the pulse of the Rhetorical Situation. February 14 of this year was no exception.

America was amidst a tough Democratic primary race, and our board members were divided in their choice of candidate: many Situationers liked Hillary Clinton; a few of them supported Barack Obama; and it occasionally seemed that Harrogate was pulling for Ron Paul.

Things would soon get very heated. And I suspect that Solon knew this, for he urged us not to take ourselves too seriously. To help relieve stress on the Situation, Solon offered a funny joke.

Breaking News: Palin Adopted by Academics

The following CFP (call for papers, for those not indoctrinated) has been posted:

An Edited Collection by Demeter Press



The Palin Factor:

Political Mothers and Public Motherhood in the 21st Century



Please see link for more informaiton

http://www.yorku.ca/yfile/archive/index.asp?Article=11551



Editors: Andrea O'Reilly and Deirdre M. Condit



The nomination of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as the Republican party Vice

Presidential nominee in the 2008 U.S. president election has initiated a public

conversation about the meaning and depiction of Sarah Palin and her role as a

publicly elected, working "hockey mom."



Despite Palin's active embrace of her "hockey mom" image, her public motherhood

remains enigmatic. The election of women to public office has been a central

goal of the women's movement precisely because the voices and experiences of

women and mothers have been, from the outset of our

democracies, simply absent. Whether or not Sarah Palin continues in national

public life following the 2008 election, she is a breakthrough figure for

public women who mother small children. Moreover, Palin's national candidacy

offers an opportunity for public and academic discourse about what it means to

be an elected, and thus public, representative of other women and wage earning

mothers. This edited collection seeks to inaugurate a timely,

interdisciplinary, theoretical and critical discussion of the Palin phenomenon

as an iconic representation of public motherhood. Topics include but are not

limited

to:



Media representations, interpretations or responses to Palin's motherhood;

Public discourse on Palin balancing her work as Governor or Vice Presidential

candidate and being a mother; Her role as a public mother of a child with

disabilities; The impact of her as a wage working mother on voters; Her status

as a policy making mother on disability policy; Palin as an icon for

conservative, Christian-identified non-wage working mothers; The evident

conflict between Palin's self-identification as a Christian Conservative, whose

values include "traditional gender roles," and the juxtaposition of her evident

work and family life style; The sexualization of Palin among white,

conservative, working men and its impact on their discourses about mothers and

motherhood; Her transformational role as the "head of the family," and her

husband's public transformation as the "little man" at home; Discussions of

public or party rhetoric about "working mothers"; The conflicting responses

among liberal women's groups concerning Palin's status as a working-mother

feminist; The commodification of the "hockey" mom identity in politics; Palin's

public/private mothering conflicts; Public displays and deployment of the

motherhood trope; Racialized responses to Palin's mothering style and messages;

Public life and the possibilities of "intensive

mothering"; Palin and political motherhood and the politics of Motherhood; The

transparency of public mothering; in the Palin case; Feminist discourse on

Palin; Sexism, Mother Blame in Politics; Mothers in Politics/Mothers as

Politicians; Public representation of and responses to Palin as the mother of a

teen mom; Political tokenism and mothers; Sexuality, motherhood and politics;

Gendered responses to Palin as mother and as politician; Progressive versus

conservative positioning of mother politicians; The Republican deployment, use

and misuses of Palin (Palin as a sacrificial lamb); Palin and Mothers' Rights;

(Mis) readings of Palin as Pro-Mother; Palin and the (new?)

conservative/religious right feminism; Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin.



Please submit a 250 word abstract and 50 word bio February 1, 2009 to



aoreilly@yorku.ca

(Accepted chapters (of 15-18 pages in length) due July 1 2009)



Demeter Press c/o

The Association for Research on Mothering (ARM)

726 Atkinson, York University

4700 Keele Street, Toronto, ON M3J 1P3

Phone: (416) 736-2100 x60366 FAX: (416) 736-5766

Email: arm@yorku.ca

Discuss amongst yourselves...

The Problems of US Foreign Policy

While preparing for one of many last classes of the semester in which we will discuss if it is appropriate for social movements to use violence as a legitimate political tactic--I know, great timing-- I found a few videos from 1985.



President Reagan dedicated the Space Shuttle Challenger to the Afghan "Freedom Fighters," those that opposed the Soviet Aggression in Afghanistan.

You can see the video of President Reagan sitting with the Afghan Fighters here.

If anything, I would hope that the Obama administration can alter our foreign policy in a way in which our friends today will not be enemies for the next president in 2012 or 2016.

Old Lions and New Blood: A Rhetorical Renaissance; Wherein Harrogate Credits Solon with Change, and Solon is Portrayed

The first post to be honored in our countdown to '09 was penned by Harrogate. It demonstrates that quality is not always accompanied by comments. In the post, Harrogate welcomes new voices to the Situation. Moreover, he credits Solon for bringing our blog back to life and perhaps more movingly honors him with a photo.

From January 17, "The Rhetorical Situation: A Makeover."

The Unconstitutional Secretary of State

President-Elect Obama and Senator Clinton will make a joint appearance tomorrow in Chicago where the President-Elect will announce that he will nominate the junior Senator from New York for Secretary of State.

I am still ambivalent about the pick. It makes sense politically for Obama and it takes advantage of Senator Clinton's political skills. It makes sense as Clinton is a known international figure though not known for foreign policy. Yet, I still do not care enough about the pick.

Interestingly enough, the nomination is unconstitutional from a textual perspective. As Ben Smith notes, according to Article I, Section 6:

"No Senator or Representative shall, during the Time for which he was elected, be appointed to any civil Office under the Authority of the United States which shall have been created, or the Emoluments whereof shall have been increased during such time."That is, if the Cabinet, or other, post got a pay hike during the term of the senator, the senator couldn't take the job. During Clinton's Senate term, Bush raised the Cabinet's pay.

This, of course, will not be the first time that an appointment like this occurred. Ben Smith notes that this same problem occurred when Lloyd Bentsen became Treasury Secretary in 1993 and when Richard Nixon made Senator William Saxbe Attorney General in 1973. Clinton could escape the textual problem since she is not a he but to make this interpretive move would create much larger problems.

I am not sure how to interpret the nomination and, unconstitutionality, of the nomination. Is it more like a deontological position, "it is unconstitutional, hence bad" (similar to you are either pregnant or your not: there is no kinda pregnant) or is it more like a consequentialist position, "it's unconstitutional but it is not like the administration implemented torture or usurped Congressional power to declare war."

In some ways, when an incoming administration chooses to ignore the constitution even before it takes office bothers me as it does not offer a lot of confidence that the administration, or anyone else, will follow the constitution. However, most people just do not care.

Oh well. I think i'll take a nap.