If The Boss' bags were not enough, viewers in Arizona were treated to a real celebration after Larry Fitzgerald scored:
Seconds after Cardinals receiver Larry Fitzgerald scored on a touchdown pass from Kurt Warner to put the birds in the lead, Tucson, Arizona based Comcast Cable subscribers expected an end-zone dance but received a money shot.
Officials at the cable provider’s headquarters explained that 30 seconds of full-frontal male pornography from Club Jenna, an adult cable television channel, were shown on the local Super Bowl telecast to families and children of all ages–a scarring that will surely confuse young boys into believing that every time Larry Fitzgerald scores, massive white cocks will be pulled out of jeans and tossed around like thundersticks at Los Angeles Lakers games
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Holy Crap! Did you follow the link to the video, Solon?
The dude swings his thing side to side, making it slap his hips. To describe it as just a full frontal is really downplaying the event.
Linky to the Dinky.
Shocking, Cotton.
Oh, where is this blog going!?
Nowhere near as artful as where that wang is headed.
Christ on a crumb heap. What has now emerged as a result of that prank. The strangest Super Bowl-related discourse ever.
Harrogate is proud tonight that his fellow Situationers were on the cutting edge of this Rhetorical Situation even as it, like the price of corn, was on the rise.
It truly was a semenal moment.
Indeed, Roof.
It was a moment where things came to a head.
Of course, we don't need to get all the way into it. Just the tip.
We can sit here jawing this public boner all day, but the FCC really took one on the chin and all it took was some anonymous jerk.
I just feel bad for the children of Arizona. This was a big night for them and would have been anyway, wiener loose.
There are no happy endings here.
Yes, it is almost as if the FCC was having its impotence rubbed in its face.
And, Harrogate too laments the experience of the innocent children, who had no idea they were in for more than a ball game.
Did we shoot our load last night?
Ah well, it really was a mouthful. Shame, too, I was just about to crack the "This felt more like a Packers game" joke that wouldn't stand up on its own. Salami to humbly nominate this thread for the best of 2009 list.
Cock.
Dude, talk about having the trouser trout trapped in a net! Unleash the beast.
To Harrogate and Roof: punning is the lowest form of humor.
To PW: I though punning was the lowest form of humor until I realized that you are the lowest form of humor.
To Harrogate and Roof: thank you for possessing the subtlety that PW lacks.
To Oxy: I totally send your second comment; where is this blog going?
And technically speaking, how does this happen?
Where, Oh Where is this blog going? Oh Where, Oh Where? To the good place. To the clearing at the end of the path.
Or as the phallic champion in the video in question might have said, "easy come easy go."
As we know, it is always been about the dong!
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